How does your phone choice affect your sexual eligibility? What camera make and time of the day should you take a picture to enhance attractiveness? Why does using ‘flash’ make you look older and effect of aperture make you look better?
If you are a photographer or an iPhone user, you will like this article.
If you own a Blackberry or an Andriod phone, you will not.
But you should read it anyway.
The comments by brilliant article haters are even funnier:
“Suck on that andriod fanboys”
“No, no, no…the iPhone users were just using the wrong algorithm.”
“Interesting. Women have more partners than men do. If we assume that this dataset represents a universal sample, it would seem to imply that more women are having sex with other women.
“I’m sticking a huge number 5 on my iPhone 4. Then i’ll show it around the office to the girls.
– “Is that an iPhone 5???”
– “Yes” will be my answer. “Do you want to go to my house so i can show you my iTunes account?”
Cue some 70s funk music. Don’t forget the timbales.”
“Yes this is true, gay people tend to have more sex than straight people” (Get it? Commenter says iPhone users are ‘gay’)
Look I’m not saying its real science – but it is sexy science.